Burning Vapor

A How To and a How Not To Say: Thank You Pastor!

I was walking around downtown today looking for Noah.  I felt my sugar getting low so I stopped into the Market City Grill for lunch.  I sat by the window in case I happened to see Noah walk by.  I enjoyed the best Meatloaf Sandwich that I have ever had.  If you have never eaten at Market City – put it on your To Do list.  I was getting ready to leave and someone from New City walked in.

He sat down at my table, told me how much he appreciated me and paid for my lunch.  Not only that, he wanted me to know that he was increasing his giving to New City to insure that I was able to work more for the church.  I was humbled and extremely thankful.  This IS how you say Thank You to a pastor.

On my way out of town I passed by another person who wanted to say Thank You.  She was drunk and disheveled, and walked straight towards me.  As she was getting closer she kept saying Thank You Pastor for all that you are doing for me.  She reached up like she was going to hug me so I hugged her back.  But her other hand went straight to my crotch and squeezed.  “WHOAH There!  Easy now!”  She died laughing and continued her stumbled walk down the sidewalk.  The one day I didn’t wear my cup…This IS NOT how to say ‘Thank You’ to a pastor.

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